Because normal units are boring.
Convert your height and weight into hilarious real-world comparisons like blue whales, cheeseburgers, and stackable giraffes.
In Giraffes answers the important questions:
Tired of feet, meters, and pounds? We've got you covered.
How tall are you in giraffes?
Instantly find out if you're over half a giraffe tall, or just a small fraction of a majestic safari giant.
How heavy is your dog in corgis?
Why measure a lab in pounds when you can measure them in equivalent internet-famous stubby corgis?
How long is your commute?
Commuting 5 miles? That is exactly 88 football fields lined up end-to-end. Sounds much longer now!
Suitcase weight in cheeseburgers?
Make packing fun. If your suitcase weighs the same as 160 cheeseburgers, it's time to take some clothes out.
Just enter a measurement and instantly convert it into funny, weird, surprisingly useful real-world comparisons. From bananas to blue whales, pool noodles to pickup trucks, In Giraffes turns boring unit conversions into something worth sharing.
Awesome Features
Packed with tools to make conversions hilarious.
Convert Everything
Easily convert height, length, distance, and weight with instant calculations.
Hundreds of Units
Explore hundreds of funny, strange, and bizarre comparison units across history.
Copy & Share Instantly
Instantly copy results to your clipboard with one click. Share screenshots of funny conversions!
Sort and Filter
Sort units by Natural, Funny, or Precision modes depending on your specific vibe.
Favorites System
Save your favorite units to a custom quick-access list for rapid conversions.
Create Custom Units
Got a pet cat or a specific book? Create your own custom comparison units in seconds.
Fully Works Offline
No internet? No problem! All calculations and comparison libraries are local to your phone.
No Account Required
Zero tracking, zero analytics, zero logins. Just open the app and start converting.
Built because normal units are boring
A quick taste of some real-world ratios.
"Somewhere between a calculator, a trivia app, and internet nonsense."